Why can’t you make more jokes?
Why can’t you be more serious?
Why can’t you fit?
Who are you, and how many books have you read?
Have you read, “Ulysses?”
Have you read Ginsberg?
Have you read David Foster Wallace?
Do you like abstract art, and have you memorized a critique of Banksy?
Do you read?
Do you write?
Do you smoke?
What would your name be, if you could choose it?*
Are you not creative?
Are you not an artist?
Are you not knowledgeable of art-start-ups?
Isn’t the most important thing about being to appear and act like a being?
Hey, what’s your favourite artist drink?
*No- keeping the same one isn’t an option. Why would you even ask that?